Burner...You refuse to light several times in a row, then all of the sudden, you light with an enthusiastic "whoosh". I'd appreciate it if you learned to be a little more even-keel.
Boy tipping hat...I don't get THAT very often. You made me laugh inside.
Guava jelly...You get my definite stamp of approval.
Charlie Chaplin...I've always preferred wit to slap-stick humor, but I have found some of your films absolutely hilarious. They made our French sessions more animated.
Dripping faucet...You remind me of those verses in Proverbs (19:13 and 27:15
Two ladies speaking English in my apartment building...I was almost falling asleep when I heard something unusually familiar. "Wait. I hear English. In my building!" I don't remember the last time that's happened.
New pillow...Good pillow = good night's sleep. I should have bought you months ago.
"Fattening" porridge (i.e. something to help one put on weight)...I don't remember what all exactly you contain (bean flour? corn flour? other things?), but a friend let me try you. You weren't horrible, but if I had to put on weight by making you a regular part of my diet, I think I'd...not.
Guys fighting on the bus…I have no idea what started that whole fracas, or what you were saying (since it wasn't in French), but I'll admit, I was a little nervous. I was standing right (RIGHT!) next to you on a tightly-packed bus (i.e. I couldn't go anywhere), and I didn't know if I was going to get an elbow or a fist in my face. Thankfully I arrived unscathed at my destination.
Little girl walking by...You touched your hat and then pointed to mine with a big grin. Yes, we're matching! Sort of.
Phase 3...Au revoir!
Phase 4...You're 500 session hours long – a third of the entire program. Someone dubbed you "the beast". I sit here quaking and hoping you won't notice me.
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